August 23th, 2007

LOCATION OF CONCEPTION

Remarkables, New Zealand….surprise, surprise, the Alta Chutes

PAYING CUSTOMERS:

666, NZphotoslave. Woody, & Tuk

WEATHER:

Some high cloud

SYNOPSIS:

Ski the chutes and take some sexy snow skiing scenics.

LOVE MUSIC:

Wham – "Wham Rap"

Tuk, from Japan, has no idea what is about to happen at the summit…

Ahhhh….OOOOOOOOh…..Kiwi-country

This guy hasn’t done this much hiking since there was a 50% off sale for cigarettes at the local BP…

On the way up, 666 decides to pull his groin…

And a scenic carve on the way back to the bootpack…

The Summit, the summit of love…..

Double cone was there to join us for support…

God this guy is smokin’ hot…

"You think I can set in an edge?"

Don’t think I’ll even try….

We really should do our stretching before we make our descent…

Woody’s calves were extremely tight, but we worked that out….

Kiwi powder day…

Woody grows some BALLS and launches into the fresh windBLOWN…

666 CATCHES some of Woody’s sloppy SECONDS…

Tuk quickly attempts to get the hell away from us….

But his form is TIGHT…

666 is DEEP within the MOMENT

Tuk gets his ASS rammed on this windlip…..

Super exposed upper FACE has been licked….

….by this gorgeous MODEL

So, we decide to SLAY ‘exterminator’….

And 666 POKES his way down…

NZphotoslave SLAVES some cold smoke….

Woody LAPPED this one up as well…..

Tuk finds his own HOLE….

Woody skipped a cigarette for another turn…

Photoslave creates a Canon-carve….

Nice view of the "short hike" access to the Alta Chutes…

Tuk SPERMS his way to an untouched snow field…

And makes it look fun…

I think Photoslave has a better camera…..

Woody is HARDUP on skiing more and more powder….

He received some white stuff to the face….

We almost fell into a sticky situation….

666 lines up another…

Tuk decides to go SWITCH….

These guys work so well together…

The cameraman goes out for a clensing…

…and RECEIVES

The line – start from the summit on lookers right, make our way down to the central chute (exterminator), and FINISH at the lake…

Toilet Bowl session was calling our name….good view of Shadow Basin and the Alta Chutes…

Woody PICKED us UP at the bottom…

Scenic….

and to think that we all fell in love at the top of those peaks….

I wonder how these TR’s are actually made…immaculate conception? I don’t think so.

Later….

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Did I really just do this TR?